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The Final Words of Niki Let them be Law!!!!
Week I: Arcanum (ar-KAY-nuhm) - A secret, a mystery Week II: Caterwaul (KAT-uhr-wawl) - to make a harsh cry - to have a noisy argument - a shrill discordant sound Week III: Lubricious (Loo BRISH us) - Lustful, lewd stimulating or appealing to sexual desire or imagination - Having a slippery or smooth quality Week IV: Extempore (ik-STEM-puh-ree) Without premeditation or preparation, spur of the moment Week V: Callow (KAL-oh) adjective Immature; lacking adult perception, experience or judgement. Week VI: Aplomb (uh-PLOM) Assurance of manner or of action; self-possession; confidence; coolness. Week VII: Kismet (KIZ-met, KIZ-mit) Destiny, Fate Week IIX: Lissom (LISS-uhm) Limber, supple, flexible; light and quick in action Week IX : Hullabaloo
(HUL-uh-buh-loo),
noun: Week X: Afflatus \uh-FLAY-tuhs\, noun: A divine imparting of knowledge; inspiration. Week XI: Lambaste Lam\Bayst to beat or whip severely to reprimand or berate harshly; censure; excoriate.
Each week the hosts will pick a different babe to be nominated for Babe of the Week. The audience will then vote on who they think should be Babe of the Week. The winner of the week will be entered into the Final Babe Off where we pick who will be the Babe of the Semester. You can view the past winners here. This weeks theme: Babe U.N. Chris' pick is: Gabrielle Union Chris brings street cred to shut up and listen "Flava" even. but besides all that he brings us Gabrielle Union Star of such films as Bad Boys 1 and 2, and that cinematic masterpiece BRING IT ON!
Abe's Pick is : Jasu Montero What can we say about mexican televison star Jasu Montero that hasn't already been stated so eloquently by teh internets, lets take a look. "Jasu Montero has such an amazing body!" "I love it when she dances *jiggle jiggle*" Ahh pure poetry once again internet.
Zeb's pick is: Brooke Hogan You know her best from Hogan knows best or made its that copy of her 2006 debut album Undiscovered you own and listen to non-stop. ether way can you say spin-off kids, that's right Brooke Hogan knows best has been announced lets hope it's a kooky sitcom like Clarissa explains it all.
Matt / Justin's pick is: Hye-gyo Song Displaying the true sprit of the babe U.N. Matt and Justin {But Mostly Justin} have teamed up to pick a babe. Were sure you've heard of her she's the cool new thing with the hipster kids thats right cooler then that new Wolf parade Album, She's what everybody's bloging about. weather it's her roles in such south Korean dramas as All in and Autumn Fairy Tale, be sure to look for her in John Woo's film 1949 next year.
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Kyle is an internationally known playboy. When not socializing with the rich and famous Kyle writes for the tabloid National Exposé often exposing the bedroom secrets of celebrities like Morgan Freeman, Angela Lansbury, and Carol Channing. He has also spent a night in Paris. *wink*wink* ________________
Who will replace Niki as the new Cohost, Who Put The Bomp (in the Bomp, Bomp, Bomp) and Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong tune in and find out the answers to lifes burning questions ___________
Matt O'Brien is known for his concept and later invention of the rocket jet pack of the 1920's. He used this device when he flew around creepy old houses looking for spooks and ghouls. Little did he know he would befriend one named Mitch, from that day forward they have been inseparable. ________________ SHOW ANNOUNCER
Lord Ju-Won "Justin" Park is the official show announcer of "Shut Up and Listen" and voice of KKSM. He hails from a prefecture in South Korea where he studied nuclear physics, Victorian literature, and interpretive dance. From 1980-1988 he hosted "Justin Tonight!", a talk/variety show aired on Korean television. He has appeared in The Cannonball Run, Wayne's World, and Little Children. ________________ ROTATING CO-HOSTS Each week there will be a rotating co-hosts. Here are some of them: BEATRIX DYNAMITE
a My space faux-lebrity, and her deceased, yet still living in our KKSM hearts, her dearly departed rabbit FRANK.
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Niki was the Stratego World Champion in 2002 and 2004. She currently resides in a fortress-like compound where she trains monkeys for knife fights and Civil War reenactments.
Ben Greenstein collects Franklin Pierce memorabilia. He also originally wrote the song "Break My Stride" but lost in court when it was revealed that he just reposted the lyrics on LiveJournal. He now performs monthly at the Kim Carnes Theatre and BBQ Shack in Branson, Missouri. ________________
Nick Lane is best remembered for his role as Ratty on PBS' "The Wind in the Willows". In 1983 his ValueTale book "The Value of Camp: The Story of Waylon Flowers and Madame" was pulled off the shelves. He currently does murals based on old Sweet Pickles books. ________________
TV's FRED THE SHOW are Robert Hill (l) and J. Kevin Anderson (r.). The Show originally aired at midnights on local public access stations in the Midwest and featured interviews, singers, and variety acts. The show ended its run on TV after the infamous "Spike Lee Incident". ________________
The fluffy BigJD, aka Josh Diaz known
for his crooning voice,
These men try to fight him for her. ________________ PAST MEMBERS
Christa is the newest addition to the show. Christa once toured with Paper Lace, it is a common theory that "The Night Chicago Died" was written after Christa yelled at the band for being late. ________________
The Dark Lord of the Board Paul Drivas was originally elected Pope in 1968 (here's the picture to prove it) but tripped on some old MAD Magazines laying around, therefore Pope John XXIII became Pope. For more conspiracy theories e-mail The Drivas Report at subscribe@thedrivasreport.com ________________
Kerri Sargent comes from Toronto, Canada where she performed her one woman show "Bella Abzug: My Life in Pictures" which ran an impressive 16 shows. ________________ Adam Clark is a former big game hunter with a panache for whiskey, pretzeled bread, brandy, ribaldry, polo, and a good game of Canasta and Cribbage. ________________
Jenn with 2 N's biography is on hold until further review and approval via text message by her boyfriend. ________________
Clayton "M.I.A." Schminke was a former trader in the Tokyo Stock Exchange and was known by his nickname as "The Bulldog" for his vicious trading and selling as well as the constant slobbering. ________________ Lindsay served for 14 years on Her Majesty's Secret Service. She holds a Bachelor's degree in Pain with a minor in Anguish. Her signature take down maneuver is the dreaded Mongolian Badger Claw. ________________
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and his super hot girlfriend.
